So back to the story. Sarah and I climbed and climbed and climbed until we finally crested the hill eagerly awaiting the steep but beautiful decent down the backside. As we crested, an SUV passed and then stopped at the gate ahead of us. Apparently the park closes at 8:00pm and they had just barely closed the gates before we got there. Bummer. We had to turn around. With a nice tail wind, we sped back down the hill. 20mph...25....30....35...38mph We were flying, taking turns hiding in one another's wind shadow and then sling shotting around to take the lead. I was in the lead now. Just then, out of the corner of my eye I saw movement to my right. Then it happens. Before I can even grab the brake levers, a big doe bounds over the barbed wire fence and darts out directly in front of me crossing the road only feet away. I missed her by that much (in my best Maxwell Smart impersonation). Phew! But its not over yet. There was another doe behind her and she was ready to jump that fence and do the same thing.
Stay tuned for our next episode, "A lucky break" or "Russ' last stand."....
At a distance of about twenty feet, the second deer ran along side me on the other side of the fence. She was getting antsy and really wanted to cross the road. I reached for the brakes again but didn't know if Sarah was right behind me or if she had dropped back. I hesitated to react until I had to hoping to avoid colliding with Sarah if I hit the brakes too hard. I watched the doe carefully when suddenly she hit the skids, turned and leapt in the air directly at me. I yelled (it might have been a scream) and prayed for the best. Suddenly, this deer who was flying right at me, tumbled in the air. Huh? She clipped the top wire of the barbed wire fence, flipped over with her back hooves in the air and slammed to the ground. I couldn't see much after that but Sarah saw the whole thing. Apparently the doe tripped on the top wire causing her to flip over completely, smash into the fence and slip between the wires ending up on the same side of the fence that she started. Terrified, the poor thing got up, bolted away from the fence and then, again paralleled me down the road.
I am extremely confused at this point thinking that there is a poor deer behind me caught in the barbed wire fence. Trembling I turn to look back to hear Sarah laughing hysterically. All of the sudden, the doe is running with me again and again she is itching to jump the fence and cross the road. Having a better idea of where Sarah was, this time I didn't hesitate to hit the brakes. She again bound over the fence, this time clearing it, darted across the road in front of me, leapt the fence on the other side of the road and was gone in a flash. I'm glad Sarah was there because I doubt she would have believed me otherwise. I just wish I had the helmet camera with me to document the whole thing.
Now, I wish I could say that was my only encounter of the evening, but lamentably, it was not. As we pulled back into town, I rounded the corner, starling another doe. This time the deer had nowhere to go. She was trapped between us and a tall chain link fence. She took off and multiple times, leapt into the air and smashed sideways into the fence until we finally passed.
Until today, I'm pretty sure that Sarah thought I was being paranoid with my certainty that a deer would finally bring my untimely demise. I've had too many of these experiences to simply credit it to mere coincidence. There IS a deer conspiracy and they ARE out to get me!